Zach Smith, Sex Toys, and White House Penis Photos; Performing an MOT On Your Penis; The Package: Netflix's Raunchy Teen Comedy

Zach Smith, Sex Toys, and White House Penis Photos

I'm just linking to this one. I'm not sure what to make of it. Zach Smith is the former Ohio State assistant football coach.

Furthermore, Smith's ex-wife, Courtney, said Smith "took multiple photos of his penis inside the Ohio State coaches’ offices, inside the White House when the Buckeyes visited in 2015 and also photographed himself in the coaches' offices receiving oral sex and having sex with an OSU staffer."

And here's the link. That's not all. Allegedly, he had $2,200 worth of sex toys. The White House photos were allegedly taken in April of 2015, not recently.

Here's another link. Smith's attorney is denying the allegations.

Performing an MOT On Your Penis

This is highly informative, and worth reading.

This is more than just letting shower water cascade over your undercarriage. First, using warm, soapy water wash around the shaft of the penis, the balls, and into the groin. Then, pull back the foreskin to clean away that cheesy collection, called smegma, that acrues around the base of the head of your penis. And don’t worry, smegma’s normal, acting as natural lubricator, but if allowed to build up it can smell and encourage bacterial infections.

Here's more. There's a lot more excellent advice with this one. I didn't know this. Don't rest your laptop on your balls. Apparently, the heat isn't good for your balls. 


The Package: Netflix's Raunchy Teen Comedy

I haven't seen The Package yet, so I'm not commenting. But I have to admit the premise looks interesting. But I wonder if there's any full frontal in this one. It would be just like Hollywood to finally do a film with actual full frontal male nudity, and the guy winds up losing his dick. 

This testosterone-y field trip is crashed by Jeremy’s sister Becky (Geraldine Viswanathan) and Donnie’s ex Sarah (Sadie Calvano), because: girls. And then, once the boys get over themselves and get out to the woods, it’s ruined again, this time by Jeremy accidentally cutting his own penis off while peeing/fucking around with his switchblade knife. The film soon becomes a race against the clock to save Jeremy’s dick from a shriveled, necrotic state.

Here's the link. I haven't seen many great reviews. From what I'm gathering, though, the fake penis looks so real it's worth checking out. 

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The First Bullet Proof Pride Flag: The Pride Shield ; Two Cops, Sex Toys, Sodomy, and Tea-Bagging; Ryan Reynolds Proposes Marriage To A Man

The First Bullet Proof Pride Flag: The Pride Shield

This is more symbolic art than literal fact. But it's a nice concept for a "Pride Shield." There's still a great deal of violence and hate out there.

Fondation Émergence, based in Canada, have come up with an art piece for International Day Against Homophoba, Biphobia and Transphobia (IDAHOBIT).

‘Searching for a new way to tackle the issue, we stumbled upon a lot of Pride parade images and footage, always coming from the same countries,’ a spokesperson told Gay Star News.

You can read more, here. There's a video and a photo. 

Two Cops, Sex Toys, Sodomy and Tea-Bagging

Here is a disturbing story about an alleged cover-up in a New Jersey town. 

Five police officers from Mountainside, New Jersey and one employee are suing the borough, claiming they were subjected to years of abuse at the hands of two officers while the department did nothing to stop it.

Here's more. According to this link, there was a giant dildo named "Big Blue" and a bag of donuts involved. 

Ryan Reynolds Proposes Marriage To A Man

Ryan Reynolds has been on a huge promotional tour for the next Deadpool movie, and even though I couldn't get through the first fifteen minutes of the last Deadpool movie, this is definitely amusing clickbait and I love Ryan Reynolds. 

There was an exchange between a reporter who is a big Deadpool fan and Reynolds, and it transpired into this...

Reynolds reiterated the reporter’s achievement: “Max, you did a book report on Deadpool in the fifth grade.”

Then he asked: “Will you marry me?”

“I think I’m spoken for,” Max replied. 

Here's more. Of course it was all in jest. Ryan Reynolds is a straight guy. 

A PG Rated Gay Romance

Here's the Amazon link

Altered Parts: Limited Edition

And here's the Amazon link. 

In Their Prime by Ryan Field

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