This one is about as simple as it gets.
People draw dicks on newspapers. Actually, someone pointed this out to me as a joke, but I did a simple search and the topic of drawing dicks came up in a lot of places.
Who would have thought? It's even inspired a documentary.
But it's not exactly done in a haphazard way. Mostly, it's for pure humor and sarcasm. So if you don't have a sense of humor, don't click the link below.
Some of it really is art.
You can check out this link to see what they are doing with dicks at The Herald Sun.
Penis Yearbook Flash Backfires
This reminds me of an old Leave It To Beaver episode I saw in reruns not too long ago. Beaver sabotages his class photo and gets into a lot of trouble for it. Of course on TV there's a happy ending.
In this case, a high school student flashed his dick during a school photo with the other boys on the football team, and when it was discovered it became something a lot more serious than what happened to The Beaver on TV.
A student who flashed his privates for a picture in his high school yearbook as a prank faces a raft of charges including 69 counts of indecent exposure.
Hunter Osborn's flash for the camera was not uncovered until after the Red Mountain High School Yearbook was printed.
I find that unbelievable. It was a prank. I can see punishment, but to treat the poor kid as if he were a criminal makes me wonder just how far out of hand our uptight society has become. Come on, teacher people. I know for a fact you're not all that innocent. You pretend you are, but we all know better.
It's a dick. People will live. If it offends you, cut that part out of the yearbook and be done with it.
There is a petition going around now to help the kid out.
There's more here.
The Dick of Met Gala 2016
In spite of the way that title sounds, this isn't about Madonna, her big aging ass, or that hideous outfit she wore this year to Met Gala 2016.
This is about someone drawing a dick on Lorde's cast and writing an amusing caption.
Yes, you guessed it: someone—who we're guessing was Ansel Elgort due to Lorde's follow-up tweets—drew a little penis with the words "Met Balls" right beside all the famous autographs.
You can check that one out here.
That's about it for penis news right now. Nothing else dick-related happened.
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