Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Dude With HUGE Penis Is Not Guilty; Miracle Penis Transplant Operation; The World's Largest Penis, Again

Dude With HUGE Penis Is Not Guilty

Not too long ago I posted about a guy in Florida who claimed that his extra huge penis killed his girlfriend by accident during oral sex, as his defense in court.

And it worked. He was recently found not guilty of second degree murder. Keep in mind this was a jury trial, not a bench trial.

Richard Patterson, 65, of Margate, was acquitted of killing 60-year-old girlfriend Francisca Marquinez in 2015 after a week-long trial, according to the Sun Sentinel.

During the trial, his lawyers initially argued that Marquinez died accidentally while performing oral sex on him at her apartment.

To bolster their defense, Patterson’s lawyers filed a motion to show his penis to the jury.

There are more details here. 

Miracle Penis Transplant Operation

It's really amazing what they can do now.

Surgeon Professor Andre van der Merwe said the patient — only the third person to have the op — is doing “remarkably well”.

But the South African urologist added: “He is black and the donor was white, that’s the only issue. We have very few donors.

“The colour discrepancy will be corrected with medical tattooing.”

There's not much you can say about this. I think it's amazing. You can check it out in full here.

The World's Largest Penis, Again

This guy just keeps making the news. Evidently, he knows what he's doing, too. He's happy with his penis, and he knows it's made him famous.

A Mexican man with an alleged 18.9 inch penis has shunned advice from medical experts who urge him to seek a reduction in his penis size.

Doctors claimed Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 54, of Saltillo, Mexico has been stretching his penis with weights since his teenage years, according to Daily Mail.

They added that his actual size is six inches and the rest is just foreskin.

Here's the rest. 

Not All Gay Novels Have Sex

In Their Prime by Ryan Field


Monday, May 22, 2017

The Celebrities Forever In the Closet; GoFundMe and Homophobic Sports Star Rant; Cher At the Billboard Awards

The Celebrities Forever In the Closet

I've always believed that no one should ever force anyone into coming out. Although I think it's painfully sad that anyone would remain in the closet nowadays, I also understand that for some it's just not that simple.

With that said, here's something from reddit about a pop culture star who has been told not to come out as gay for practical purposes. It's the same thing Hollywood has been telling people for years.

It’s totally changed my perspective. I used to wonder where all the gay celebrities were, and why everyone was “no label” these days. Now I know they are hiding in plain sight.

Of course a lot of them are actually in that grey area. And I will take their word for it. It’s a real orientation, and doesn’t mean you’re closeted or confused. But it’s sad how many gay people are forced to do it too. It will never be cool to be gay, because you lose your appeal to the majority of people. And show biz depends on appealing to people. No matter how accepting society becomes, the media will be full of closeted people.

I think the comment about "labels" is spot on. I've heard it more times than I care to count.

Here's how someone working in Hollywood replied.

I work in the tv/film industry (not as an actor), so I understand what you’re saying. The industry is full of out LGBT – behind the scenes. Everyone is super welcoming in LA, NYC, etc. But public figures have to appeal to middle America to have a career. It’s not how it should be, everyone should of course be able to be who they are without judgement. But we know that’s not how the world works. That’s one of the reasons I’m in this industry – I want to make changes from the inside. Good luck! 

Now that's pretty sad, especially when you think about the blatant hypocrisy in Hollywood where they will praise and exploit the token gays, but tell the rest to remain closeted. I wonder how these people can live such lies on a daily basis.

You can read more here.

GoFundMe and Homophobic Sports Star Rant

A wealthy sports star went on a homophobic rant and his fans are raising money for him on a crowdfunding site to pay his fines. I find this interesting because Stephen Colbert can make all the homophobic comments he wants to make and nothing at all happens to him. His ratings go up. If you use this Stephen Colbert logic (and I don't), this sports star didn't say anything wrong.

Here's what the page says...

Ryan Getzlaf was unfairly given the maximum fine by the sinister NHL for accurately calling a ref a rooster vacuum. Now if everyone donates just $1 we can raise enough money to send a message to the NHL that no more will this kind of snowflake over reaction to words stand. If we are able to raise enough money it can go to the ducks captain to give to a local charity of his choice. Let’s make 10k go somewhere it’s going to do some good (instead of the players association fund). At any rate I ask all ducks fans and all Bettman haters to unite and undue this terrible injustice! Ducks fly together! 

You can check that out here.

Cher At the Billboard Awards

I caught the tweets about this one late Sunday night and I have to admit I'm amazed at Cher. She owns this one, and it's well deserved.

Of course, the crowd went wild. Not just for the performances, but for how incredible she looked. 

During her speech, Cher implied yoga was her trick to keeping her body so amazing, telling the audience:

“I can do a five-minute plank, okay? Just saying.”

The woman looks amazing for someone who proudly just turned 71 years old.

You can check out photos here. And please take note you natural people who love all this awful gray hair. You don't see Cher letting HER roots go gray.

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In Their Prime by Ryan Field


Sunday, May 21, 2017

Golden Girls Edition Clue; A Sweet Gay Pride Proposal; Gay Reality TV Is Still Devolving

Golden Girls Edition Clue

It's amazing how sometimes one TV show...or book, or movie...can resonate so well years after it was created. It doesn't happen often either. But The Golden Girls continues to entertain several generations over 30 years after it first aired.

Mrs. White, kindly collect the flames on the side of your face and breathless, heaving breaths and take a hike.

The Golden Girls edition of Clue is coming, and it’s the only board game we’ll ever need from here on out. 

You can read more about it here.

A Sweet Gay Pride Proposal

I actually like to see these things make news...because I think it's still so new and amazing that gay men can actually do this in public, legally. It's not something I ever take for granted. It wasn't that long ago that almost every single politician on the planet refused to come out in favor of legalized same sex marriage, and I'm not going to forget that any time soon. You can't even call out one politician in particular. Almost all took the safe road and said they wanted the states to decide...until SCOTUS ruled and then they all started to "evolve."

If love is the universal language of love, and Pride is the universal language of fabulous, then what we have here is one seriously fabulous display of love.

We’ll keep it brief and direct you to the blow video shared by Ubicate Chile on Facebook.

It’s a Pride wedding proposal for the ages, and our hearts are all a-flutter (you may need to click the speaker icon to turn on sound):

Here's the rest, with a video. I'm also amazed at how negative the comments are. Evidently, they don't remember.

Gay Reality TV Is Still Devolving

What can you say? It's reality TV. Evidently, people are still watching things like this. And as long as they continue to watch there will be TV shows like this. I'm not judging it. That's just a fact. Personally, I just finished watching Anne With an E, on Netflix. I highly recommend it.

The cable network E! continues its barrage of reality television, this time with their skin-driven What Happens at the Abbey. Set at the West Hollywood landmark, the series centers on proprietor David Cooley and his battalion of vapid, pretty and often surgically enhanced staffers. 

They get naked, and have sex. I obviously don't think there's anything wrong with that, but at least have a storyline. Something with a little substance. If you take the sex out of this show, will there still be a show? That's the true test with anything creative that has a lot of sex in it. Maybe they did give it a storyline. I don't know for sure.

This article has put together a few quotes from the series to show you what it's about. Here's one that I found amusing... from one of those "fashionista" people.

“I actually believe in my heart that I will start the fanny pack up again, just like I started the man bun!”–Daniel, self-proclaimed fashionista and model

Here are the rest. And you know, you could check out Anne With an E on Netflix.

Not All Gay Novels Have Sex

In Their Prime by Ryan Field


Saturday, May 20, 2017

PC Gone Wrong: Students APOLOGIZE For Playing "Walk On the Wild Side" - Which Ass Is Cuter? Marcon Ass Or Trudeau Ass; A Real Transphobic Joke?

PC Gone Wrong: Students APOLOGIZE For Playing "Walk On the Wild Side"

A group of students in Canada recently apologized for playing the infamous, classic song, Walk On the Wild Side, because they thought they were being transphobic. They are now claiming the song is filled with "hurtful transphobic lyrics." 

It’s come to our attention that the playlist we had on during bus pass distribution on Thursday contained a song with transphobic lyrics (Lou Reed, Take a Walk on the Wild Side). The playlist was compiled by one of the Executives with the intent of feeling like a road trip from the 70s and 80s. The song was included solely on those terms and made in ignorance as the person making the list did not know or understand the lyrics.

We now know the lyrics to this song are hurtful to our friends in the trans community and we’d like to unreservedly apologize for this error in judgement. 

The article moves forward and shows some of these so-called "hurtful" lyrics. And then it states that this song actually helped transgender visibility back in the day.

But the group of PC students in Canada don't want to hear anything about THAT. Those poor little offended darlings believe it's "hurtful."

There's a lot more you can check out here...with comments at the end.

Which Ass Is Cuter? Marcon Ass or Trudeau Ass

There's not much to say about this one. It is what it is. One thing is for sure, you have to wonder what these publications are thinking sometimes. In one breath they are slamming people for not being PC enough (see below), and in the next they are objectifying men in the most awful ways. It's interesting. Can you imagine how it would look if someone did this with two women politicians? It might break the Internet.

Do they even know what they are doing, and how wrong it is?

46-year-old Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau may be everyone’s favorite man crush, admired the world over for his thick, wavy hair, liberal politics, and boyish charm. But he may have just gotten a competitor.

Last Sunday, 39-year-old Emmanuel Macron was sworn in as President of France, officially making him youngest French head of state since Napoleon. Like Trudeau, he’s also cute and liberal with an adorable smile and striking jawline. 

You can check this one out here. You know, this is one of those times when I actually feel sorry for politicians.

A Real Transphobic Joke?

The PC police is out in full force and they're not taking this one lightly, and, they're letting this guy have it. They're calling him names.

Bryce Powers from the upcoming season of The Bachelorette is more than just a pretty face. He’s also kind of a dirtbag.

This week, the bios for the season 13 contestants were released and–oh, guess what?–one of the guys has already cracked a transphobic “joke.”

When asked what his what his biggest dating fear was, Bryce replied: “The chick is actually a dude.”

You can check that out here. This time there's an interesting discussion on the comment thread, with several opinions.

Not All Gay Novels Have Sex

In Their Prime by Ryan Field


Friday, May 19, 2017

Gay Pornster's Didgeridoo Dildo Dilemma; "The Conceptual Penis" Hoax; Man With A Micro-Penis Gives Tips

Gay Pornster's Didgeridoo Dildo Dilemma

I had no idea what a didgeridoo was until I read this one. But I looked it up and found out it's a large Australian musical instrument made out of hollow branches. In order to get the full impact of this part of the post, here's what a didgeridoo looks like. The photo is scaled down in size, and it's in the public domain and is free to share.

In any event, there's a gay pornster who's been using a didgeridoo as a dildo and some people are livid. They're claiming that the porn studio is being culturally offensive.

A gay porn studio is being called disrespectful after using a didgeridoo as a dildo in a new scene.

Entitled ‘Didgeridoo Me’ (because of course it is), the Men.com scene sees two roommates with one having recently gotten back from Australia.

While they do not go into detail of the frustrations of getting it through customs, his playing wakes his roommate up.

You can read all about it here. Supposedly, it's one of the oldest instruments in the world. And I will go over to you tube to check out what they sound like. I'm curious now.

The comment section is fascinating. You don't want to miss this.

"The Conceptual Penis" Hoax

I've never been a huge fan of "vacuous" culture studies in education. I took a few courses in college to fulfill my requirements as an English major and I thought I would lose my mind with boredom. And that's mainly because the people who teach these things are so full of themselves you can't even present an argument without being shot down in the first few sentences.  They. Know. It. All.

Now we have another hoax: a piece on the “conceptual penis” published in the journal Cogent Social Sciences, self described as “a multidisciplinary open access journal offering high quality peer review across the social sciences: from law to sociology, politics to geography, and sport to communication studies. Connect your research with a global audience for maximum readership and impact.”

You can check this out here. It goes on to explain the hoax in full, but it reminds me of when these academic types who are so full of themselves review simple romance books and bring gender studies into each review...and gender politics. Dear God, gender politics.

In any event, this hoax was clever.

Man With A Micro-Penis Gives Tips

Obviously, not big tips. 

A man with a micro-penis is adamant that losing weight can stop the male genitalia from being "buried" and looking even smaller.

Ant Smith bravely appeared on live television to raise awareness for men who are not well endowed and to give advice on how to prevent their manhood from looking even more petite.

Here's the rest.

Not All Gay Novels Have Sex

In Their Prime by Ryan Field


Thursday, May 18, 2017

"Escaping Dad" with Trevor Donovan, Lifetime TV; New Jersey Gay Couple Claim Harassment; Are Men With Beards Sexier?

Escaping Dad with Trevor Donovan, Lifetime TV

This Sunday, May 21, at 8pm eastern Lifetime TV will air a new movie titled, Escaping Dad, with Trevor Donovan who played a memorable gay character on Beverly Hills 90210. Donovan is not gay in RL, but the character he played was so well-received and it resonated with so many fans he has a huge following on social media. Since 90210 he's been a working actor and he's appeared in several well noted films, including one titled Love Finds You In Charm that many claim is on its way to becoming a classic in its genre.

Escaping Dad appears to be a classic trope with a few different twists. And sometimes they make for the best entertainment.

Suburban mom Erin has a seemingly idyllic life--married to the wealthy and high-powered District Attorney Darren with two kids, teen daughter Amy and young son Charlie. But Erin has been hiding a secret... her marriage to Darren is far from perfect; he is manipulative, controlling, and worse, emotionally and physically abusive. After one terrifying evening, Erin realizes that this cannot go on and she must protect to her children, so she takes Amy and Charlie and goes on the run to seek shelter with her best friend in California.

There's more here. There's a link to a preview at the site. If you follow Donovan on Facebook or Twitter (@TrevDon) I think he's posted a few clips of his own.

New Jersey Gay Couple Claim Harassment

I don't know what to make of this one. There are quite a few gaps that need to be filled in before I could even think about commenting. For example, how does one cite a hit-and-run driver if the driver ran away? Maybe I missed something? I really don't know. Tony's mom was involved in a serious hit-and-run accident about 15 years ago and they never caught the driver who hit her, and no one was ever cited. And why didn't these two guys set up cameras outside after the second hit-and-run to keep an eye on their cars? I have cameras all over my house...most people do these days. It's a relatively inexpensive security measure. 

Scott Halliwell and Anthony Pennant say it started in 2013.  Three hit-and-run collisions in which their cars parked along narrow, Paris Ave in Brooklawn were struck and the driver sped off, according to the couple.

"No, nobody was ever cited in the last accident we had to sign complaints ourselves," Halliwell said.
They claim in 2014 there were two more smash-ups with their parked cars and no citations by Brooklawn police.  

"I feel like it's happening because we are a gay interracial couple in this town and we're being targeted," Halliwell explained.

There's a lot more here, with an interview showing the couple. I hope there's a follow up on this one, because now I'm curious.

Are Men With Beards Sexier?

I have to admit bias here. All I have to do is see a beard and I lose my voice. And, the scruffier the better.

Consider, if you will, the beard. 

Beards have been on the minds and faces of a group of scientists lately, who are trying to definitively figure out whether men with beards are just damn sexier than those without. 

You can check this one out here. There's a good photo, too. 

Not All Gay Novels Have Sex

In Their Prime by Ryan Field


Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Sense 8 Gay Beach Scene; Caitlyn Jenner's Memoir Sales; DJ Lorant On Gay Pride and Going "Commando"

Sense 8 Gay Beach Scene

When I post about TV shows this way, it's either because I've watched them, I like something about one of the players, or because I think there's something significant about them with respect to the LGBT community.

And Sense 8 is one of those TV shows that has all three of those qualities.

There's no excerpt for this one. It's a link to a video with a gay love scene on the beach.

You can check that out here. It is SFW.

Caitlyn Jenner's Memoir Sales

The shade being thrown at Caitlyn Jenner is still going strong, in full force. And most of the time it seems to be coming from within the LGBT community.

Is that a lot? Overall, yes. But break down that total number, and we find the real story: 11,193 copies sold in week one, and less than half that number sold in its second week in print. That, insiders say, is a sign of trouble ahead for a bestseller. But it’s all relative.

Here's the rest. In the comments with this one I think you can find almost every single pejorative and slam a trans person can get...unfortunately.

Oh, and if you do a search for Jenner's memoir on Amazon, you'll see that the reviews vary, but most are good. And the book seems to be doing quite well. I have it in digital and I haven't started it yet.

DJ Lorant On Gay Pride and Going "Commando"

Here's an interview with someone I never heard of named Lorant Duzgun about his experiences with gay pride. He's a DJ and this is gay pride season.

What’s your ideal Pride outfit?

When I was first started going to clubs, I used to have a T-shirt that said “Pride” on it in Chinese. I used to think it was the coolest thing. My favorite Pride outfit now is going commando. The last Sunday of June is usually very hot. 

You can read the rest of this here. And, there's a photo of Lorant.

Not All Gay Novels Have Sex

In Their Prime by Ryan Field